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HOLY SCHNIKES!!!!
The Mariners went waaaayyyy back to haze one their rookies Wednesday -- making 1st baseman Dan Vogelbach dress like Chris Farley from his legendary Chippendales sketch ... and it was awesome!!
Seriously, the resemblance is uncanny!
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Don't worry, Vogelbach was joined by the rest of the rooks -- who dressed up like Gumby, Supergirl, Thor, the Kool-Aid Man and others.
But no one pulled off the look-alike thing like Vogelbach!!!
#RIPPatrickSwayze
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See also
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S.F. Giants Rookies -- Cross-Dressing Hazing ... Hit the Club Dressed as Girls (VIDEO)
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LaDainian Tomlinson -- Hazing Story Is True ... I Was FURIOUS!!!
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